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SADDAM HUSSEIN

(7 gags)

1)
What does Saddam Hussein have for Thanksgiving?
Turkey!

2)
What does Saddam Hussein and his father have in common?
They both pulled out too late....... Kuwaitis Interruptus!

3)
What does Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
When they both look out of their windows they see rubble!

4)
What does Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell all the tomahawks came from!

5)
Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?
He elected to receive!

6)
Why is Saddam Hussein a wimp?
Because Saddam spelt backwards is MADD AS!

7)
Where did SCUD missiles get their name from?
Because Saddam Hussein was looking up one day and said "That's a pretty scud missile that!"