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POLITICAL MISC

(9 gags)

1)
What's 14 inches long and has an arsehole behind it?
Geurge Bush's tie!

2)
Why does Hilary Clinton always climb on top?
Because Bill can only fuck up!

3)
Why did President Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
They are mad enough to kill and they can retain water!

4)
Why did Jesse Jackson lose the black vote?
He promised to create jobs for them if he got elected!

5)
What does a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
They both got fucked by ten men when they were on holiday!

6)
What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
He knows who the ten men were!

7)
What's the difference between having your hand down the front of a politicians trousers, and driving a Volvo?
You would feel a much bigger prick in a Volvo!

8)
Who said, "Defeat is OK."
Idi Amin's chiropodist!

9)
What music did they play at President Anwar Sadat's funeral?
I love a parade!