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(5 gags)

1)
Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to the group Boys To Men?
He thought it was an escort agency!

2)
Why did Michael Jackson become a father?
Self sufficiency!

3)
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gave birth to his son.
Michael said, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replied, "At least wait until he is walking!"

4)
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boy's arse?
"There is a great musician in you!"

5)
What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand!

6)
What does Michael Jackson and scotch whiskey have in common?
They both come in tots!