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LADY DIANA

(7 gags)

1)
What did the coroner sing as he put Princess Diana and Dodi in their body bags? Zip-di-de-Dodi, Zip-di-de-Di!"

2)
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates of heaven and say's, "You were a good woman. I'm giving you a nice halo!"
Mother Theresa is walking around Heaven when she sees Princess Di, and the Princess has a much bigger halo.
Mother Theresa goes back to St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, I spent most of my adult life helping the poor and sickly. Princess Diana did no where near the amount of charitable work I did. Why does she have a bigger halo?"
"That's not a halo," St. Peter replied, "Its a steering wheel!"

3)
Lady Di is welcomed at the pearly gates by St. Peter.
Peter asks, "Oh dear, what happened to you?"
"I died in a car crash," Lady Diana replied, "But wait until you see my friend, he looks a lot worse!"
Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says, "My God, you look terrible!"
Dodi replied, "This is nothing, wait until you see my driver!"
Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly towards the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "So you're the driver then?"
"No, I am Mother Theresa!"

4)
What does Princess Diana and Windows 98 have in common?
They are both very expensive to keep and when you finally think you have them sorted out they have a fatal crash!

5)
Why did Princess Diana always act like a baby?
Because she was always sucking on a Dodi!

6)
What does DIANA stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident!

7)
What does Princess Diana and the Queen mother have in common?
They both died just short of 102!