3)
An Italian butcher lived in a flat over his shop. One night he was awoken by a strange sound coming from the shop downstairs. He tiptoed down and saw his 24 year old daughter masturbating with a huge salami sausage rammed up her pussy. He sighed to himself and went back to bed.
The next day a customer came in and asked the butcher for some salami.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any left." Said the butcher.
"But what's that hanging up there?" asked the customer.
"That" replied the butcher, "is my son-in-law!"

4)
How can you tell when a plane is from Italy?
It's the one with hair under it's wings!

5)
Why do birds fly upside down over Italy?
Because there is nothing worth shitting on!

6)
Why don't Italians eat flies?
They can't get their little legs apart!

7)
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
Because they couldn't fit all that shit inside a sneaker!

8)
Why do Italian men have moustaches?
So they can look like their mothers!

9)
What's the definition of a maniac?
An Italian in a whore house with a credit card!

10)
Why don't Italians have freckles?
Because they all slide off!

11)
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at the same time. The Italian's father presents him with a new pistol.
On the other side of town, at his Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boy received a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boys are showing off their presents to each other. They each liked what the other one had so they traded.
That night, when the Italian boy got home, his fathers sees him looking at his watch.
"Where did you getta thatta watch?" his father asked.
The boy explained that he and his friend had traded their presents.
"Whatta you? Stuppida boy? Whattsa matta you?" screamed his father, "Soma day, you maybe gonna get married. Then maybe somma day you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Look atta the watch and say, How longa you gonna be?"

12)
How many Italians does it take to grease a car?
Just one if you hit him right!

13)
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish and half Italian?
He made himself an offer he couldn't understand!

14)
Why do Italians whistle in the toilet?
So that they know which end to wipe!

15)
Two guys were walking down the street. One of them was notorious for being prejudice against Italians. Yet when he sees an Italian organ grinder with a monkey dancing, he throws $20 into the monkey's hat.
His friend, surprised, said, "But people have been telling me for years how much you hate Italians, and here you are giving money to one."
"Well," replied the guy, "They are so cute when they are little!"

16)
How do you fit 25 Italians into a Trans Am?
Make one the boss and the rest will crawl up his arse!

17)
What do you get if you cross an Italian with a Jew?
A cleaner who owns the building!

18)
What do you call an Italian man eating pussy?
Cunnilinguini!

19)
What are the three occasions on which an Italian man visits his priest?
His first communion. When he gets married. Before his electrocution!

20)
Did you hear that the flamingos in Florida have pink cement Italians on their lawns?

21)
What do Italians do for foreplay during sex?
They say, "Are you awake?"