Morticom hilarious and obscene Adolf Hitler jokes

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HITLER JOKES

(6 gags)

1)
Three women - a German, a Jew and a polack - all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn't tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, "Heil Hitler!"
The German baby snapped to attention, the Jewish baby shit it's pants and the polish baby played in it!

2)
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

3)
Did you hear about the queer German?
Ate Off Hitler!

4)
What sweet did Hitler hate more than any other?
Jew Jew Beans......But I heard he enjoyed them roasted!

5)
Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!

6)
What was Adolf's favourite song?
"If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a kike!"