Morticom hilarious and obscene Helen Keller jokes
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HELEN KELLER
(14 gags)
1)
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off!
2)
How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
By rearranging the living room furniture!
3)
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
So that she can moan with the other!
4)
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump of a cliff?
You would too if your name was Uggggggrrrrgggghhh!
5)
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too!
6)
How did Helen Keller go mad?
By trying to read a stucco wall!
7)
What did Helen Keller's parent do to punish her for swearing?
They washed her hands with soap!
8)
Did you hear about Helen Keller's new book?
Around the block in eighty days!
9)
How does Helen Keller drive?
With one hand on the steering wheel and the other hand on the road!
10)
Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So that people can read her lips!
11)
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
She's a woman.
12)
Why does Helen Keller have only one hand?
She tried to read a stop sign at 55 mph.
13)
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By leaving the plunger in the toilet
14)
Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff?
She was wearing mittens