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GEORGE MICHAEL

(6 gags)

1)
Two gay musicians were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed at a ferry and asked, "Elton, what's that?"
"That's a ferryboat, George my love," answered Elton.
"Oooh!" squealed George, "I knew there were a lot of us, but I didn't know we had our own navy!"

2)
Why did George Michael never get married?
Because he couldn't fit two in a sun bed!

3)
What's white, jelly like and runs down a public toilet wall?
George Michael's latest release!

4)
Have you heard that George Michael was found dead in the toilet?
Apparently the cause of death was a massive stroke!

5)
What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams?
The Expos and the Yanks!

6)
Why isn't George Michael allowed to vote?
Because he can't go into a cubicle alone!