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ELVIS JOKES

(5 gags)

1)
What's stiff and excites women?
Elvis Presley!

2)
What was Elvis's last great hit?
The bathroom floor!

3)
What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
Elvis has been sighted!

4)
What would Elvis be doing now if he was alive?
Scratching on his coffin lid!

5)
Why was Elvis called the 'Pelvis'?
Because after decomposition that's probably all that's left of him by now!