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COMPLAINTS
THANK YOU FOR ENTERING OUR COMPLAINTS SECTION.
UNFORTUNATELY IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVE TOTALLY WASTED
YOUR TIME COMING ONTO THIS PAGE, WHEN YOU
SHOULD HAVE
SPENT IT MORE WISELY WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR ENGLISH LESSONS!
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING WHATSOEVER
OF THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BUT MOST LIKELY YOU ARE JUST MENTALLY
RETARDED OR AN INBRED OFFSHOOT!
IF YOU READ THE WARNINGS VERY CAREFULLY,
THEN YOU
WILL SEE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN PLENTY OF CHANCES NOT
TO ENTER ANY OF THE PAGES, BUT, BEING ON THE SAME LEVEL AS
AN AMOEBA, YOU WON'T REALISE
THIS!
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL US ON OUR NORMAL
ADDRESS SO THAT
WE, AT MORTICOM, CAN CURE OUR INSOMNIA!
THANK YOU.
(P.S. The word 'insomnia' means not being able to sleep!)