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FOREIGN SWEAR WORDS

FILIPINO

(84 Dirty words)

1)
Tarantado Ka - "You are stupid!"

2)
Chupain mo titi ko - "Suck my dick!"

3)
Putang ina ang baho mo - "You stink, you motherfucker!"

4)
Puke mo mabaho - "Your cunt stinks!"

5)
Putragis na impiyerno - "Fucking hell!"

6)
Isinusumpa kita - "I curse you!"

7)
Anak ka ng puta - "You are the child of a whore!"

8)
Puta - "Whore!"

9)
Putang ina mo - "Your mother is a whore!"

10)
Bilat sinimo - "You are a cunt!"

11)
Kantutin mo ang nanay mo - "Go and fuck your mother!"

12)
Buwa ka ng ina mo - "You are the slime of your mother!"

13)
Titi mo - "Your dick!"

14)
Putanginamo - "Fuck you!"

15)
Maliit ang titi mo - "You have got a small cock!"

16)
Magkantutan tayo - "Let's fuck!"

17)
Gusto kong kantutin tulad nito - "I like to be fucked like that!"

18)
Gusto kitang kantutin na parang hayop - "I want to fuck you like an animal!"

19)
Gusto kitang kantutin - "I want to fuck you!"

20)
Kantutin mo ko pag mali ako - "Fuck me if I'm wrong!"

21)
Naninigas ang titi ko - "I have got a hard on!"

22)
Didilain ko ang tingil mo - "I will lick your clit!"

23)
Sipsipin mo ang titi ko - "Suck my dick!"

24)
Lunukin mo ang tamod ko - "Swallow my cum!"

25)
Malaki ang susu mo - "You have got big tits!"

26)
Anak ng puta mo - "You son of a bitch!"

27)
Puke nang ina mo - "Your mother's cunt!"

28)
Tukmol - "Ugly!"

29)
Putang Puta - "Fucking whore!"

30)
Igao walang kang diti - "You are dickless!"

31)
Igao walang kang puit - "You are buttless!"

32)
Ang pangkit ng ina mo - "Your mother is really ugly!"

33)
Malaki ang tae mo - "You are a big shit!"

34)
Puputulin ko titi mo - "I will slice up your dick!"

35)
Baho ng utot mo - "Your farts stink!"

36)
Pumunta ka sa impiyerno - "Go to hell!"

37)
Puro kagaguhan ka - "You are full of shit!"

38)
Sisipain ko puwet mo - "I will kick your arse!"

39)
Laki ang Tanga mo - "You have big ears!"

40)
Putang ina, ang pangit mo - "Fucking hell you are ugly!"

41)
Bakla - "Faggot!"

42)
Manunupa - "Cocksucker!"

43)
Jologs - "Poor loser!"

44)
Titi - "Penis. dick, cock!"

45)
Lola mong panot - "Your grandmother is bald!"

46)
Sipain ko lolo mo e - "I will kick your grandfather!"

47)
Mas ma sarap ang tae ng aso sa pagkain mo -
"The dog's shit tastes better than your food!"

48)
Tae - "Shit!"

49)
Titi mo mabaho - "Your cock is really smelly!"

50)
Putanginamo - "Your mother is a slut!"

51)
Gunggong - "Moron!"

52)
Tanga - "Stupid!"

53)
Abnoy - "Retarded!"

54)
Pututuy - "Tiny penis!"

55)
Tababoy - "Fat pig!"

56)
Taena - "Shitty mother!"

57)
Nak Ng Pu - "You son of a whore!"

58)
Unggok - "Irritating bastard!"

59)
Tiyo Paeng - "An uncle who sexually molests relatives!"

60)
Igad - "Immature shit!"

61)
Bernal - "Shitty bulldog!"

61)
Ukinnam - "Your mother's cunt!"

62)
Ukis ti sabam - "Uncircumcised penis!"

63)
Kainin mo Tae Mo - "Go and eat your shit!"

64)
Mabuhok ang utong mo - "Your nipples are hairy!"

65)
Laplapin mo na lang lola mo - "Go and eat your grandmother's cunt!"

66)
Ganito ka ba talaga kabaho? - "Do you really stink this bad?"

67)
Magsubuan kayo ng tae - "Go and feed each other shit!"

68)
Walang kwentang kantutin ang jowa mo - "Your girlfriend isn't worth screwing!"

69)
A ulol! - "Go to hell, fuck you!"

70)
Magtsupaan kayo ni Jesús - "Let you and Jesus blow each other off!"

71)
Magjakol ka na lang - "Go and fuck yourself!"

72)
Sibakan tayo - "Let's fuck!

73)
Amoy pusod ka - "You smell of belly buttons!"

75)
Amoy yuropeo ka - "You smell like a European!"

76)
Hanggang jakol ka lang naman e - "All you can do is masturbate!"

77)
Kausapin mo ang tinga ko - "Talk to the pieces of food in between my teeth!"

78)
Nililibog ako - "I'm horny!"

79)
Nililibog ako sa iyo - "You make me horny!"

80)
E tuyo naman yung puke mo e - "At least I don't have a dry pussy!"

81)
Wala kang silbi sa mundo pakamatay ka na lang -
You are worthless in this world and would be better off killing yourself!"

82)
Manahimik ka kung wala kang magawa sa buhay mo -
"Shut your mouth if you can't do anything with your life!"

83)
Makitatlo ka na lang sa sibakan ng lolo t lola mo -
"Go and join your grandparents fucking!"

84)
Baka gusto mong hilahin ko yung titi mo tapos isuksok ko dyan sa pwet mo?
"How would you like it if I took my dick and stuck it deep up your arse?"