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STUPID QUOTES

TELEVISON / RADIO

(16 ENTRIES)

1)
"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier." - Anonymous Traffic Report

2)
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report.

3)
"City fathers were hoping to raise enough money to erect a new bronze statue of the Duck of Wellington." - BBC commentator

4)
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

5)
"And now the sequence of events in no particular order." - Dan Rather, television news anchor

6)
"If you think is was an accident, applaud." - Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning

7)
"I can't think of a comparable level of cultural excitement about something since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon in the 1960s." - Gil Schwartz, CBS publicist, on the "Survivor" finale.

8)
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - GLR broadcaster, UK

9)
"If you or any member of your family has been killed..." - Lawyer commercial on TV, Orlando, Florida

10)
"It is now 22 minutes past 8:30." - Lynn Russell, WKAT radio disc jockey

11)
"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas." - Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

12)
"Reports are sketchy, but we have heard that in the first heart transplant operation in Belgium, both patient and donor are doing fine." - Radio news announcer

13)
"Mr. Milosevic has to be careful. The calender is ticking." - Richard Haas, NBC News consultant

14)
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?" - Stuart Hall, Radio 5 live

15)
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil ... - directions given on television's The French Chef

16)
Thank you for evoking memories, particularly of days gone by. - Mike Ingham, BBC-2 TV announcer