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(21 ENTRIES)

1)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

2)
"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

3)
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

4)
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach

5)
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

6)
"Next up is the Central African Republic located in central Africa." - Bob Costas, during the parade of nations in the 2000 Summer Games in Sydney, Australia

7)
"These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up." - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

8)
"Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

9)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield

10)
"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres." - David Coleman, sportscaster

11)
"Boxing’s all about getting the job done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds." - Frank Bruno, Boxer

12)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." - Greg Norman, Golfer

13)
"Sonny Liston has a very unusual injury, a dislocated soldier." - Henry Cooper, BBC sportscaster

14)
"A brain scan revealed Andrew Caddick is not suffering from a stress fracture of the shin." - Jo Sheldon

15)
"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper." - John Motson, BBC1

16)
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

17)
"Except for his car, he's the only man on the track." - Murray Walker, Sportcaster

18)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." - Murray Walker, Sportscaster

19)
"The FA are still optimistic about England's bid to stage the World Cup in twenty thousand and six." - Peter Snow, BBC2 anchorman

20)
"And Mansell comes into the pits, he's quite literally sweating his eyeballs out." - UK Sports coverage on TV

21)
"We didn't lose, we weren't beaten, we just came in second." - U.S. commentators, after Canadian Donavon Bailey won the 100 metre gold medal at the 1996 Olympics