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STUPID QUOTES

POLITICAL

(68 ENTRIES)

1)
"I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song." - Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texas

2)
"I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

3)
"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple." - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President when asked about his illegal fundraising activities that took place in a Buddhist temple.

4)
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, for those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - Barbara Boxer, Senator

5)
"I don't think the Republicans can damage my character" - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

6)
"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

7)
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

8)
"Life is very important to Americans." - Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas

9)
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

10)
"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets." - British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea.

11)
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

12)
"Any person who shall lead or drive a bear upon any highway shall be fined not more than $50." - Connecticut General Statutes, Section 6215

13)
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

14)
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

15)
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

16)
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

17)
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

18)
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

19)
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

20)
"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

21)
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

22)
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

23)
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

24)
"The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before." - Dwight Eisenhower

25)
"If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet." - Ernest Bevin, Former British foreign minister

26)
"How can a guy this politically immature seriously expect to be president?" - Franklin D. Roosevelt, Jr., assessing John F. Kennedy's chances in the 1960 U.S. election

27)
"There is no housing shortage in Lincoln today - just a rumour that is put about by people who have nowhere to live." - G.L. Murfin, Mayor of Lincoln

28)
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe." - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.

29)
"Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead." - George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference

30)
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "

31)
"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London "

32)
...NATO and its allies and the United States." - President George W. Bush Jr. (when he was governor), forgetting that the U.S. is in NATO "

33)
"I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents." - George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaign

34)
"This is unparalyzed in the state's history." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House

35)
"And now, will y'all stand and be recognized." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day

36)
"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House

37)
"Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do." - Hillary Clinton, former first lady, at a Democratic fundraiser

38)
"The war did not turn in Japan's favor, and trends of the world are not advantageous to us." - Japan's Emperor Hirohito, announcing his country's surrender to America and its WWII allies, after two atom bombs had been dropped.

39)
"We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Governor of California

40)
"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk... I think it was those Irish guys." - Jesse Ventura, Minnesota governor

41)
"My appetite is so good that I can eat the tablecloth right off the chair." - Joseph Moakley, Massachusetts representative

42)
"I have no political ambitions for myself or my children." - Joseph P. Kennedy, 1936

43)
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

44)
"If you're living in an area with a bad school, move to a place where there's a better school." - Lamar Alexander, former Secretary of Education, explaining his ideas on what parents of children who attend poorly funded urban or rural schools should do to solve the problem

45)
"I don't think that Saddam Hussein is deliberately starving his own people. I would think that a man who gets 99 percent of the people to vote for him in an election and the people love him so much, how would they love a man that is starving them?" - Louis Farrakhan, Leader of The Nation of Islam

46)
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." - Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

47)
"The Lybian army is capable of destroying America and breaking its nose." - Muammar Gaddafi, Libyian President

48)
"That's just the tip of the ice cube." - Neil Hamilton, BBC2

49)
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." - Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

50)
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." - Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

51)
"I didn't accept it. I received it." - Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to former President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he helped arrange a private interview for them with First Lady Nancy Reagan.

52)
"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

53)
"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

54)
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President

55)
"I'm someone who has a deep emotional attachment to Starsky and Hutch." - Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

56)
"It's like their own personal equipment, like you have pens." - General Syarwan Hamid of Indonisia, justifying why his soldiers carry loaded guns on the streets.

57)
"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation." - Ted Kennedy, US Senator

58)
"Now, the only thing that remains unresolved is the resolution of the problem." - Thomas Wells, Ontario legislature minister

59)
"They are not jackbooted Nazi thugs. They are merely German policemen in spiffy uniforms here to help us." - Vichy government (1941 - 1945)

60)
"You can't just let nature run wild." - Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

61)
"We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." - Wesley Bolin, Governor

62)
They've managed to keep their unemployment low although their overall unemployment is high. - Former President Bill Clinton

63)
Some of the facts are true, some are distorted, and some are untrue. - a State Department spokesman, commenting on an article on Foreign Policy

64)
We have nothing against ideas. We're against people spreading them. - General Augusto Pinochet of Chile

65)
"I guess I would have voted with the majority if it was a close vote. But I agree with the arguments the minority made." - Former President Bill Clinton, on the 1991 Gulf War resolution

66)
She's a wonderful, wonderful person, and we're looking forward to a happy and wonderful night -- uh, life. - Ted Kennedy, Massachusetts senator

67)
Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact. - Edward Koch, former New York City mayor

68)
US President Ronald Reagan - "The US has much to offer the third world war!"