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STUPID QUOTES

NEWSPAPERS / PRINT

(11 ENTRIES)

1)
"Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber." - Ad in Arizona Republic

2)
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

3)
"FOR RENT: CONDOM... ONLY US$650." - Ad in Jakarta Post

4)
"Most hotels are already booked solid by people, plus 5,000 journalists." - Bangkok Post

5)
"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star

6)
"SUPREME COURT RULES THAT MURDERERS SHALL NOT BE ELECTROCUTED TWICE FOR THE SAME CRIME." - Cleveland Daily News

7)
"Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon." - Detroit Daily News

8)
"Man shoots neighbor with machete." - Miami Herald

9)
"It is thought that Raj Mohammed Poselay was beaten to death, possibly during a family fun day in the park." - Newspaper, Wolverton Express & Star (UK)

10)
"Man thought hurt, but slightly dead." - Providence Journal Headline

11)
"Man Breaks Leg In Fall Off Bride." - St. Louis Disptach Headline