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STUPID QUOTES

MUSICIANS

(13 ENTRIES)

1)
"I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing." - Baby Spice of the Spice Girls

2)
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

3)
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

4)
"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." - Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

5)
"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." - Madonna

6)
"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey, Pop Singer

7)
"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen." - Marilyn Manson, Singer

8)
"I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I am forty-five." - Mick Jagger, Pop Singer, before he turned 45

9)
"I think you can't repeat the first time of something..." - Natalie Imbrulia, Singer, on her Grammy nomination

10)
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

11)
"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii." - Tony Bennett, Singer

12)
"I don't know all the certain words to word it." - Vanilla Ice, Rap Star, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

13)
"The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal, well, probably they think I'm powerful, thank you very much." - Yoko Ono, on being called a Dragon Lady.