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STUPID QUOTES
MISCELLANEOUS
(16 ENTRIES)
1)
"Everything that can be invented has been invented." - Charles H. Duell, Commissioner,
U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
2)
"All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold
your breath." - David Miller, US DOE spokesperson, on protecting yourself
from nuclear radiation
3)
"For the majority of people, the use of tobacco has a beneficial effect."
- Dr. Ian G. MacDonald, Los Angles Surgeon, as Quoted in Newsweek November
18, 1969.
4)
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is
exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
5)
"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being
a woman." - James R. Hogg, Rear Admiral
6)
"I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted."
- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should
export toxic wastes to Third World countries
7)
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be on record." - Mark S. Fowler,
FCC Chairman
8)
"A 'No Parking' sign at a certain location means..." - multiple choice question
on NY State learner's permit test
9)
"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something
else anyway." - Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on
chlordane.
10)
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the
school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele
to the post." - Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode
Island
11)
"Can you hear me? Squeeze once for yes and twice for no." - Police detective
questioning a wounded officer
12)
"While sitting in a tavern, someone hit my nose from behind." - reason given
for insurance claim
13)
"Sir, what is your IQ?" Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
- Testimony from court records
14)
"Did people build this, or did Indians?" - Tourist question at Mesa Verde
National Park
15)
Hijackers should be given a rapid trial... with due process of law at the
airport, then hanged. - Edward Davis, Police Chief, Los Angeles
16)
I am philisophically opposed to any fare increase. That does not mean I will
not support one. - Joseph Alexander, Fairfax County (Virginia) supervisor