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STUPID QUOTES

CELEBRITY MISC

(14 ENTRIES)

1)
"Sit by the homely girl, you'll look better by comparison." - Debra Maffett, Miss America 1983

2)
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

3)
"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it? - Harry News, music reviewer

4)
"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel

5)
"I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism." - Milos Forman, Film director

6)
"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live forever.

7)
"He's passe. Nobody cares about Mickey anymore. There are whole batches of Mickeys we just can't give away. I think we should phase him out." - Roy Disney, Walt Disney's brother, 1937

8)
"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn

9)
"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn

10)
"I consider Madonna a friend, and she sure knows how to work the publicity machine. Of course, I don't have breasts. If I did have, I'd be in the number one spot over Madonna." - Spike Lee, Director

11)
"I would say that anything that is indecent and violent in TV is a crime against humanity and they should shoot the head man responsible." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul

12)
"If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them." - Ted Turner, Media Mogul, on selling off his money losing properties

13)
She's got talent and personality. Give me two years and I'll make her an overnight star. - Harry Cohn, Hollywood producer.

14)
There has been no exclusion. We have simply excluded all the women. - Nicolas Romanoff, descendent of last Czar of Russia Nicholas II