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STUPID QUOTES

BUSINESS / ADVERTISING

(8 ENTRIES)

1)
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

2)
"FIRST, CARRY TO FIRE." - Instructions on a fire extinguisher

3)
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca, former Chrysler Chariman

4)
"If people get a kick out of running down pedestrians, you have to let them do it." - Paul Jacobs, marketing director for a video game company

5)
"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

6)
"Mattie's Restaurant and Yoghurt Palace, 'An alternative to Good Eating'" - Restaurant Business Card from Decatur, Texas

7)
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

8)
"Do Not Place Hand In Fan While Fan Is Running." - Warning label on central air conditioning unit