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ACTORS

(8 ENTRIES)

1)
"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many." - David Hasselhoff, Actor.

2)
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." - John Wayne, Actor.

3)
"If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse. It's a lot more fun" - Kevin Costner, Actor

4)
"It's like when I buy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs." - Mickey Rourke, Actor, describing what he wants in a woman.

5)
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." - Patrick Swayze, Actor

6)
"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor

7)
Charity is taking an ugly girl to lunch. - Warren Beatty

8)
In 1971 US actor and director Woody Allan was asked why he chose to name his new film "Bananas".
"Because there are no bananas in it!" he replied.