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POETRY

(Entries 010)

1)
ONE FOR THE THE GUY YOU HATE!

May your bleeding piles torment you,
And corns grow on your feet,
And crabs the size of horse turds,
Get on your balls and eat,
And when your old and feeble,
A syphilletic wreck,
May your head fall through your arsehole,
And break your fucking neck!

2)
THE JOY OF SEX!

I fuck her low,
I fuck her high,
I fuck her wet,
I fuck her dry,
And when she's dead,
And all forgotten,
I'll dig her up and fuck her rotten!

3)
AN ODE TO FREDDIE (Sung to Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy,
Caught with my pants down, No escape from reality,
Open your thighs, Look up to the skies and feeeeel,
I'm just a small boy, Live out your fantasies,
Because I ease it in, Ease it out,
I wont stop, Till you shout,
Put it where the wind blows, Anyways its allright by meeeee, By me.
Mama just killed a man,
I was giving him some head, Gave him AIDS and now he's dead,
Mama, I didn't even come,
But now I've gone and blown them all away.
Mama, Oh Oh Oh Oh, didn't mean to make you cry,
If I've not come again this time tomorrow, cary on. carry on,
Until my arse is shattered.
Too late, you've had my bum,
Sent shivers down my spine, Bottom aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody, I have got AIDS you know,
I was taken form behind, It sent me blind,
Mama, Oh Oh Oh Oh,
I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been blown at all.
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Have a go, have a go, can you do the gang bango,
Thunderbolt and lightning, you can stick it tight in me!
Fucking gay-o, fucking gay-o, fucking gay-o, Oh magnifico-o-o-o-o.
I'm just a rent boy, Nobody pays me,
He's just a rent boy, from a gay family,
Don't really care who sticks a penis into me,
Easy suck, Easy blow, Let me have a go,
Bishmilla, Nooo he will not let you blow, Let me blow,
Bishmilla, We will not let you blow, will not let you blow, will not let you blow,
No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
Oh mama mia, mama mia, Let me blow Beelzebub, has a devil put a blob on me,
Oh meeee, Oh meeee.
So you think you can shag me, And fuck up my life,
If you do I will run and tell all to your wife,
Ohhhhh, babies, I just wanna have babies,
Just take it out, Just take it out of my ear,
Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
My arsehole is in ruins for free, take me where the dead go......BONK!

4)
THE PERFECT GIRL

She looked so fair, in the midnight air,
With the wind blowing up her nightie,
Her tits hung loose, like the balls of a moose,
Jesus Christ Almighty.
The nipple on her tits were as big as my thumb,
The wiggle of her arse could make a dead man come,
She sucks like a vacuum and she's really fucking dumb,
She's the girl for me!

5)
CUNT UNDER THE EYE

An ode to the hole,
That never heals,
The more you touch it,
The better it feels,
You can rub it,
And scrub it,
And brush it like hell,
But you will never get rid,
Of that fucking fish smell!

6)
HORNY OLD SLAG!

Down in the valley,
Where the green grass grows,
There lives an old lady,
Without any clothes,
Along comes a soldier boy,
Chip, Chop, Chop,
Down with his pants,
And out with his cock,
Three months later,
Starting to swell,
Six months later,
All is well,
Then nine months later,
Snap, Crackle, Pop,
Out comes a baby,
with a big mangled cock,
Ladies and gent's that's not all,
The poor little bastard,
Had just one ball!

 

7)
PSYCHOTIC NURSEY RHYME

Twinkle, Twinkle little knife,
Adept you are at taking life,
I love the glitter as you slash,
People who are carrying cash!

8)
MY FAVOURITE DRUGS (Sung to the song "My favourite things"

Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers,
Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars,
Reds and peyote to work out your bugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,

Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout,
Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out,
Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,

Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys,
Users of heroine, often called junkies,
Methadone helps them to stop being thugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,

On a bad trip,
When the cops come,
When I lose my head,
I simply take more of my favourite drugs,
And then I'm not sad I'm dead!

9)
ODE TO ORAL SEX

Penis breath, A lovers dread, Is what you get when you give head,
Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn't pee,
It's times like this, You wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly,
But's it's too late, can't be a tease, Accept the facts, Get on your knees,
You know you have a job to do, So open wide and shove it through,
Lick the tip then take it all, Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl,
Slide up and down, Use your tongue, and feel the precum start to run,
Your jaw it aches, your neck is numb, So when the fuck's he gonna cum,
Just when you can't take anymore, You hear your lover's mighty roar,
And when he hit's that real high note, You feel it oozing down your throat,
Salty, fishy, sticky stuff, Okay already, that's enough,
Let's switch you say, before you gag, And what revenge, Your on the rag!